sorry its been a while since weve had any lemon fresh goodness up, ive been out in russia where i got stuck due to some kids having a camp fire out in iceland that got a bit out of hand an the rest of us as you well know are SLACK, anyway, heres a game of skate from a few years back, enjoy, we did!
joke of the post
;who's the coolest person in a hospital, the ultra sound guy! haaaaaa
I arrived at the jump to find Tom and Tuai slacking, trying to get a tan. Jamie was throwing a few tricks around and basically being himself. Matt was getting dressed, and Rhys was just telling a few lies on the mic about everyone to impress the crowd.
After about 20 mins and Beaton had rounded all the boys up a ‘lil bit of riding went down with some lazy spins and grabs. After a while this weirdo known by the name of Tomato Kirkmano came running out some bushes, slipped on a helmet but no super hero cape and all the possible protection we had to offer, he climbed to the very top of the tower and did some trick called a rodeo (from my eyes it was the best thing we’d seen today, but not as pretty as Tuai of course)
The first demo was over so me, Tuai, Tom and Rhys slowly meandered our way back to the luxury villa to pack everything away for the long trip home. When it came to crossing the racetrack some old grandma working on an archery stall told us we weren’t aloud to go that way. Much to my disgust of a world champion tom decided to ignore this half-pleasant woman so went behind the archery stall (where we were not suppose to go). I decided to go back to the jump with Jamie and be a real ‘goody goody’, as it turns out that was the right decision to make because when tom, tuai and rhys were half way there they got a real slap in the face when the Indian archery beginners opened fire!!
Anyway, after about half-an-hour me and Jamie finally reached the tent from taking the ‘goody goodys’ route. Tuai being the helpful man he is had already done most of the tidying up when we got there and Tom was making a sandwich which had to be the WORST I have ever seen! According to him it was lovely but I wasn’t so convinced. It looked like road-kill & it probably was!
After all the packing up was done we all went back over to the jump, matt was wearing this ridiculous hat that we nipped off him and hid in the car, (he might still not have it now) Now we all were chilling out on the jump apart from shizz who was still playing with his hair after rhys smeared coconut oil that actually smelt quite nice, but the stench of shizz’s board ruined it completely. Then out of the blue toby, somehow, had brought back with him from his adventures a refrigerated crate of monster that we all adored. I got bored after a while so told everyone to go do some tricks so I can take some pics and film for a bit. Cool times had by all.
Nothing much really happened in the second demo except for a few freaks on four wheels riding over a car so I would be wasting my time telling you about it.
The evening went down with a rail and kicker sesh which obviously tuai didn’t participate in cos he’s a slacker, and everyone knows it!
the days of peace love an all the shits gone, taken over by guns flem an elephant tranqualisers, but we can still pretend.
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