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 big up Alexey, Pash, Oleg, Mash, Nastya, Skep, the Syberians, the people with the buffet, the strippers, the underground club,  the shitty moscow trafic and all the rest for making me feel so so welcome in their amazing city,

the writing’s well crap, its just scribbles from my drawing book, an most of it was written when i was drunk, asleep, or on the toilet anyhow heres the first part of what happened when leon tried to fight a volcano an the volcano won!

Left Beatons house at about 9, after having had a hearty breakfast of three chocolate buttons and a cup of tea (with milk!) arrived at the plane station with enough time to empty my pockets of all the nails and other ofencive items i had aquired whilst building wharehouse sized chicken sheds with my boss Tuai. made it to zurich alive although im pretty sure the pilot was smashed, he was all over the shop, sat about listening to some splendid live gutiar music waiting for my flight to the big R. after an epic wait, i helped a right golden oldie put her bag in the compartment then sat down for a nice snoze, o yeah the damn plane was late. turns out 10,382,574 humans live in miscow, might come in handy at your local pub quiz.

day 2  Alex is as lazy as me, we didnt get up till mid-day,  ate some scram and went out. Oleg works in some disused factory, just like something out of a saw film, well cool place, i had a little jib about while he did some buisness then we went an sessioned his local mini, all the kids thuougt i was a pro skater haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i wish, took a lovely walk in the park then hit the hay.

day 3 off to meet the Ldog, haa, he didnt turn up, he called Alex an said; im in helsinki. he had missed the plane then got transfered to stockholm because there was a volcano erupting in iceland, well see if he makes it tomorow. off to the tiki bar now for some windsurf party, stoped at the demoon the way to check out the set up, ramps look mitn as mint tea man. met maria Alexys girlfreind, she said i spoke good english.

day 4 leon would have loved the party last night we arrived to find 6 naked babes prancing about on a stage to the sounds of  vengaboys while middleaged men sprayed them with waterpistols, after a few minuites and enough fake tits to last me till dinner, i wandered off to the bar to get a few stellers in me with Oleg and Nastya,  left Alex an the rest of the crowd watching with there toungs on the floor, spent the rest on the evening watchin babes, oldmen and Alex rock the socks off of the dance floor to the mackerina, damn Alex has got some moves up them sleves of his i tell ya.  sausages and gurkens for breakfast. had a well fun session on the set up today, leon still hasnt arived though, he’s been told to buy a flight no matter what the expence. a chap on a moterbike just backfliped over me, SICK! skated our dressing room for a while while everyone spoke russian then left pretty sharpish after eating everyones buffet, didnt film much as usuall. spent the evening chilling with Pasha drinking beer and eating choco pie, yumm.

day5 leon isnt going to make it to the demo an i think he’s getting pretty pissed off, there aint any flights in the forseable future so i think he’s going to get a boat then a train an i will have gone home by the time he gets here so now im pissed off too. arrived at the show at about ten an had a splended ride on the lovely jump then waited waited and waited till the show started, had a game of skate with Skep in the dressing room for a while then got padded up, well not really. the show was class, afterwards i got interviewed by russian yo yo tv, sod mountainboarding lets all start swinging chunks of metal about on peices of string, well fun.  went home washed, ate, then busted a grove to the club. arrived at about 1 an shared two bottles of vodka (not big or clever) with the syberians who it turns out are’nt really from syberia, some backflips went down on the dance floor, the toilets got tagged and i beat alex at pool, got home at about five totaly smashed and in need of water, wonderfull night. went to a skatepark today where toilets so bad that i had to stand about five feet away an piss as hard as i could, missed it by miles an still had a mini puke from the smell of poo all over my feet. we sessioned the park for a while, i got slayed at skate by a chap, probably the nollie king of the world, pash crashed into a biker and got wild on a wooden wall, we left in alexy repkins bad boy ride, ate some chololate and chicken and tried to ride a plastic cow.

part two coming soon, i think