after about a month of sleeping, eating, skating, tea drinking, gin drinking, shitting, showering, gypse dancing, stacking, pissing, chilling, sweating, burning, building, exposing ourselfs, swearing and genrealy loving life,an i meen like really loving life i was well an truley in need or a bit of a rest but instead i jumped into the old mbseurope berlingo, chucked the fit one in the pasengers seat an sped off to the rainy mountains of italy and eventualy the holy grail of winterberg, video and words coming soon!
Sweet friday of school going to pick leo up from the airport it was a good drive up to court farm ever though we got lost a couple times. we got there after i plucked up the courage to ask some pirmary school teacher in the nerest town while they were out at break.when we got there me and leo had a little ride on the jumps with leos hand condom on to protect his thumb, after that me and leo went to find the strawberys on the famr and piget out. That night tom, tuai, barry and jos arived and quickly they all merged into the crowd and me jos and leo went for some more strawberys. the next day there was rain in the momrning so me, jos and leo sat in the car and watched batman. The racing still went on with people slipping everywhere but we soon got hungery so we went for some more strawberys and bought some back with us. Soon it all dryed up so we did some airs on the jumps. Tom, tuai and jos rode with us which was pretty good because jos hadent rode with me in ages. we all rode until we were swetting our tits of and then we went and ate tea which was some nice tasty quiche. later on a ska band played and jos was busting out the moves but soon after me and leo caught on and were all loving it. the band finished and we all went to bed. the next day was the frestyle which none of us wated to do so we went to out to grass instead whichwas wicked.
I had another one of those hungover drives up to Bugsboarding, you know being in the wrong lane in Gloucester and cutting up Volvo drivers. that sort of thing. when I arrived, doctor told me to come up to OTG as apparently it was amazingly windy and the jump wasn’t rideable. I couldn’t be assed to waste my petrol so I stayed at bugs and rode the beginner slope like a champ, hitting the rails and mini kickers. later the in-laws arrived for some sort of party at bugs, everyone got a bit merry especially john “with the dogs” john who whitey’d. unfortunately renny wasn’t there to fall in the fire, damn shame. next day we session pretty much everything except the jumps. we even had some races on the boarder x, where as usual my outstanding weight prevailed. joe’s roller caused much entertainment. I semi broke my finger which meant it stayed permantly bent for the next week. there might be some video of this somewhere, i duno.
the next day, we headed to Suffolk for some demo. beatbox has grown an epic beard, hasn’t really made him much wiser though as we had to go back to maxtrack because he forgot some “paperwork”, and put in the wrong address in the sat nav so we arrived at the incorrect destination on time, then spent the next two hours in the biggest shithole in the world trying to find this showground. we thought we were chasing the others due to our excursion, turned out they had stopped 3 times for lunch so we were well ahead, but they got there before us. didnt make a lot of sense really.
the fit one had some more babes checking him out, tom even got some too. young silver made an appearance as well. the weather was hot, tom wanted to milk a cow but was unsuccessful as the security guard threatened to get his mates to beat us up if we climbed the fence. according to beatbox, the demos were “shoddy at best”. the mini ramp was good too. in general, the whole experience was above par compared with usual weekends away.
last month we went to what is probably the worlds worst show, we were situted next to the dancing sheep stand and the worlds worst gun shooter, who clamed to be the world champ or some shit, we had a laugh though.
i swear shizz is getting more ferrel by the day, take a look for your self
