cornish death metal group the sucker mc’s brings you their new hit rapalious sound, Die in these woods!
this video contains Swearing, cowboy hats and moustuks, not recomended for geeks (says jos)
get krunk!
I arrived at bugs with lisa after a 12 hour journey from sunny Ireland. We were expecting to have a fun ride but instead we arrived at an empty field with nothing but a scary dog and a guy on an annoying motorbike and to see what was going on we called A.J, he told us it was going to rain and there was no chance of him opening up. So we sat about then went into town, lisa scared some locals with the bangers we had until we met up with Mick and Nelly, they traded me for Algis and then our long rainy journey full of cream cheese, houmous and baby sick would begin. We drove for about three hours not including the stop before we arrived at Mick’s Mansion. I honestly cannot remember what we did on the first night, I think we sat about and watched videos. On day two mick wanted to get up nice and early to do some riding up at the shop, this idea fell through so instead we went to the mines which was amazing, the mines is a little place that used to be a mine but it is now a little bike park where you can make your own jumps or just ride the ones that they’ve already built. We adjusted a kicker so that it was boardable, Mick broke his bike and then we went back home to make blackberry wine. On day three we decided to go surfing,we arrived at the beach to be scared shitless by a big mean sign so decided to walk down to the sea. There were no good waves for me to learn on (apparently) so I just swam and watched Mick surf for a while. We returned to Mick’s mansion and did some boarding on the sick new jump. On day four we just rode and rode and rode and rode. Mick learned his amazing mystery trick and then we went camping at Denom Bridge. The water was stupidly cold so I only went in waist deep but decided to be a big wuss, Ashley caught a fish with his bare hands and Mick went on the rope swing. On day five we rode and rode and rode and rode until we had the amazing idea to set up a night ride. We got all the stuff ready, spent about an hour untangling the bloody fairy lights from hell, set everything up and finally we were set. We rode and rode and rode, but at night this time and had what I thought was the best time of my life. On day six we started looking at the footage and then I left to my disappointment. Thanks for an amaing weekend guys 
words by leo gorman
Whats brown and sticky
a stick?
no a shit!
it had been a while since we had had a good ride at our park so we where all pretty excited when it wasnt wet for once, we spent the afternoon dodging killer wasps the size of your head, wearing leather, laughing at Poom, trying to teach girls to ride, drinking kronenberg (the best beer in cornwall) and slaming down some big skateboard trickery.
Joke of the post, What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? She went to sea a movie!
slick Mick bustin some delightfull salmon twirls a few rainbow trouts and a delightfull sevenhundred and twenty degrese method/palm/boned/melony kinda thing.
sorry about the black at the end of the video
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