Nov 6 2010

.double droppin

the drop at bugs i one wild peice of kit that hasnt really had enough use over the few years its been there. We decided to take her for a test drive, heres what happened.


Oct 18 2010


Oct 9 2010

.theworldfreestylepowerslidechampionshipsoftheworldtwentyten!

 

so, we arrived gloucester train station after a twelve hour trip, we had to pick up Lisa because she was too lazy to get there herself. When we got to bugs we had to sign in and get the arm bands, which barry had a protest about, The weather was quite good so we had no idea about what was to come. We got to the bottom and finally got somethin to eat. Once we got padded up we all went up to do the little kickers for a while we then headed up to the dirt jumps me and sam went to try the small ones. Sam flat landed the last small one and ended up with the biggest head lump I've ever seen. After we named it I went up with Mick to try the Big drop, the jumps were amazing and so much fun. We rode the jumps for a good while and had a nice session. After a few hours riding we headed back to the campsite where we found those really cool spikey things that stick to your clothes when you throw them. After we peeled all the spikey things of ourselves we tried to go to sleep even after mick dived into our tent. The next morning we all knew that the comp wasn't going to run so we all signed up for the "2010 World freestyle Powersliding championships of the world" I think this was the best part of the whole weekend, the rules made more sense than any other competition, the prizes from tom's car were the best ever, a monster condom, a used batterie, an apple, an orange, a t-shirt, an atc hat, one male and one female Chlamydia test, two packets of peanuts and loads of other stuff that I can't remember. Ollie was the person who stood out that weekend as he slid past everyone covered in fairy liquid. Me and mikey won the Meelon with our tandom slide. When it started to rain we all went into the big tent which was already falling to pieces, but every problem can at least be solved with duck tape. Everyone hung about in the big tent thingy and watched steve cownie swallow a truck nut. That night we picked some corn, cooked it and watched the shooting stars, it was pretty good. On the sunday we sat about for a while until we were told that the comp was cancelled because the jumps were to wet, they ended up rock hard and we did some of the best riding that I've done in a long time, it really didn't have to be cancelled. After everyone had left me, mick, Renny, Joe, Sam, Lisa, Dylan and some pretty good free runners rode the jumps. Mick and Renny just made us feel bad about ourselves as they did 3s and flips. When the sun started to set me, Mick and George rode the northshores over the top of the soggy, wet, used condom. Barry took some scenic shots and then Mick learned switch 5s, I learned 3s, sam did switch ones and George just did some wierd grabs and threes. All in all I thought it was a great weekend
words by leo gorman, editing by quiche

 

joke of the post

Why was the chicken happy?  because everything was eggcellent!


Oct 4 2010

.Shizz V Quiche

atc's got a new jump, an damn she's a qoodun!


Sep 10 2010

Small an average!

We left Court Farm early in the afternoon to go to out to grass. The wind was down so the jumps were running good. Tom, Tuai, Joe and Shizz had a cute little session on the hip and were busting out some spins. I gave up on the hip because every time I hit it I landed to flat so I just rode the jumps instead. After a while we decide it would be a good idea to ride the actual jump where the hip was but first time anyone rode it Dylan cleared the whole jump and ate shit! Then on Joes first run he didn’t try a grab or anything he just went and tried a switch backside corked 5 and then a switch front flip, he gave up after that. We hit the rail at the top, tom was trying dark slides but because he’s shit he couldn’t do it but he did do some back boards 270 out even though he forgot his pads by accident. Beebz didn’t do any mountianboarding and just spent the whole time flirting with Nicky forecast so we decide to leave him there and left to go home.

enjoy,

Mick.

joke of the post

.whats brown and rolls over? a clever shit!